The Special Fish

The Special Fish owned a bottle of beer that they would occasionally worship. One might say this is a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Fish, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

The Special Fish carried a cheese grater that they would sometimes throw. This seems a fairly weird operation, to me and my children, but not to the Fish, who had decided that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater being the item selected.

The Special Fish desired a can of coke to put on his head. It is considered to be a peculiar exercise, to some, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. A can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

The Special Fish craved for a piece of paper that they liked to insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Fish, who expected it would be wonderful. Strangely, a piece of paper of all things.

The Special Fish always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be an odd operation, to my grandma, but not to the Fish, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.

The Special Fish carried a spade that they would occasionally annihilate One might say this is a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. A spade being the thing selected.