The Scary Fish

The Scary Fish desperately desired a toilet brush that they sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly original approach to life, to me, but not to the Fish, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Fish desperately needed a pint of beer that they would sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a new action, to some, but not to the Fish, who assumed it would be fun. Remarkably, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

The Scary Fish carried a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally drop. One might say this is an odd undertaking, to some, but not to the Fish, who feels that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.

The Scary Fish always kept a can of Tango that they liked to play with. One might find this to be a fairly surprising proposal, to me, but not to the Fish, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

The Scary Fish wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes throw. It should have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Fish, who feels it would be out of this world. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand is the item to select.

The Scary Fish desperately needed a teapot that they would worship. One might say this is a fairly astonishing action, to many, but not to the Fish, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.