The Square Fisherman

The Square Fisherman needed a set of lego that they liked to put up their bum. It would have been a fairly odd thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Fisherman, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a set of lego would be the thing that was selected.

The Square Fisherman desperately searched for a piece of paper that they liked to embrace. This seems to be a fairly different approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.

The Square Fisherman desired a cheese grater that they liked to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a new undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater is the item to choose.

The Square Fisherman desperately desired a CD player to put down their trousers. This could be considered a different approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Fisherman, who expected it was entertaining. A CD player would be the item that was selected.

The Square Fisherman always carried a sack of potatoes that they sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a fairly exciting activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Fisherman, who felt it would be awesome. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

The Square Fisherman always carried a melon that they would insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly strange undertaking, to some, but not to the Fisherman, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a melon is the thing to opt for.