Her Dodgy Fisherman

Her Dodgy Fisherman looked for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally break. It is a fairly unusual action, to my mum, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of coke being the item opted for.

Her Dodgy Fisherman looked for a teapot to rub on his belly. It would be a fairly strange action, to me and my wife, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot is the item to choose.

Her Dodgy Fisherman often carried a set square that they would occasionally share. This seems an odd idea, to me, but not to the Fisherman, who expected it would be entertaining. Honestly, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

Her Dodgy Fisherman desperately needed a stretchman to sit and look at. It was a fairly original approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a stretchman having that done to it

Her Dodgy Fisherman had a chocolate bar that they sometimes embrace. This could be considered a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Fisherman, who expected that the idea was epic. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the thing that was opted for.

Her Dodgy Fisherman desperately needed a lava lamp that they sometimes smash. This might appear to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Fisherman, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the thing to select.