The Cute Fisherman

The Cute Fisherman always carried a mug that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly surprising idea, to many, but not to the Fisherman, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a mug was the thing that was selected.

The Cute Fisherman wanted a melon that they sometimes put up their bum. It was a fairly exciting operation, to me, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

The Cute Fisherman always had with them a can of Tango to smash. This is certainly a fairly surprising approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Fisherman, who thought it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.

The Cute Fisherman owned a porno magazine that they would play with. It would have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to many, but not to the Fisherman, who expected that this idea is spectacular. A porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

The Cute Fisherman often carried a cucumber to put up their bum. It was considered to be a strange activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Fisherman, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a cucumber is the thing to opt for.

The Cute Fisherman always kept a rubber johnny that they would occasionally drop. It is considered to be a fairly funny activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.