A Nervous Geek

A Nervous Geek owned a dildo that they would occasionally break. It should be a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a dildo was the thing that was chosen.

A Nervous Geek always had with them a tomato that they would often play with. It might have been a fairly astonishing action, to many, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a tomato was the item that was selected.

A Nervous Geek needed a helmet that they would sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a surprising approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who feels it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet is the thing that was chosen.

A Nervous Geek carried a can of coke that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly astonishing operation, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the item chosen.

A Nervous Geek desired a mug that they would often smash. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a mug having that done to it

A Nervous Geek searched for a rubber johnny that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a funny undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.