Bum Loving Geek

Bum Loving Geek always carried a can of Tango that they would hug. This seems a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.

Bum Loving Geek often carried a cucumber that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber being the item opted for.

Bum Loving Geek desired a custard pie that they sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be an exciting exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who feels it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.

Bum Loving Geek carried a piece of paper that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might say this is a bizarre suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.

Bum Loving Geek searched for a CD player that they would occasionally smash. This might appear to be a strange undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea is awesome. A CD player is the item to select.

Bum Loving Geek desperately searched for a sword that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a weird undertaking, to some, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a sword would be the thing that was selected.