The Yellow Geek

The Yellow Geek always had with them a wig that they sometimes experiment on. It was a different thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who thought it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig being the thing opted for.

The Yellow Geek searched for a mug that they sometimes eat. This seems a fairly strange thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a mug is the item that was chosen.

The Yellow Geek always carried a piece of paper that they liked to cuddle. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who assumed it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.

The Yellow Geek desperately desired a vibrator that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a new thought, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who had decided it was wonderous. A vibrator was the chosen item.

The Yellow Geek needed a wig that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should be an astonishing operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. A wig would be the thing that was opted for.

The Yellow Geek found a cheese grater that they sometimes demolish. It would have been a funny thought, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who had decided it was wonderous. A cheese grater was the item that was opted for.