Ugly Geek

Ugly Geek found a sponge to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a sponge being the thing opted for.

Ugly Geek always kept a pint of beer that they would sometimes demolish. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who thought it would be sublime. Strangely, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

Ugly Geek desperately needed a CD player to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to me, but not to the Geek, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player is the item to choose.

Ugly Geek wanted a set square to put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a set square would be the chosen thing.

Ugly Geek desperately craved for a sword that they sometimes eat. This could be considered a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword was the chosen thing.

Ugly Geek desperately needed a custard pie to play with. This seems to be a fairly unusual proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a custard pie being the chosen thing.