The Dodgy Geek

The Dodgy Geek desperately wanted a cucumber that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a cucumber being the item selected.

The Dodgy Geek always carried a sword that they would sometimes put on his head. It should be an exciting thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the item to choose.

The Dodgy Geek desperately wanted a mug that they would often cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a mug was the item that was opted for.

The Dodgy Geek always kept a block of cheese that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Geek searched for a toilet brush that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly funny action, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.

The Dodgy Geek desperately needed a stretchman that they liked to sit and look at. It is an odd thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman being the item opted for.