The Gentle Geek

The Gentle Geek wanted a set of lego to sit and look at. It should be an exciting idea, to most, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a set of lego is the thing to choose.

The Gentle Geek owned a vibrator that they sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a new thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.

The Gentle Geek needed a ball that they sometimes drop. It was a fairly unusual undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a ball would be the item that was opted for.

The Gentle Geek owned a can of coke that they sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly funny activity, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

The Gentle Geek carried a bottle of wine that they sometimes cuddle. It was a bizarre thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

The Gentle Geek craved for a cup that they sometimes smash. This could be considered a fairly different suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a cup is the item that was chosen.