The Bewildered Geek

The Bewildered Geek desired a melon that they liked to annihilate It might be a strange action, to some, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a melon having that done to it

The Bewildered Geek always carried a ball that they would embrace. It should have been a fairly surprising action, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who had decided it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a ball would be the item that was opted for.

The Bewildered Geek carried a set square to put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly strange exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. A set square would be the item that was opted for.

The Bewildered Geek desired a piece of paper that they would sometimes play with. It was considered to be a weird approach to life, to some, but not to the Geek, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.

The Bewildered Geek desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is a fairly exciting thing to do, to me, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

The Bewildered Geek searched for a wig that they liked to play with. This seems to be an extraordinary undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who considered it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a wig being the item selected.