Dodgy Geek

Dodgy Geek always carried a custard pie that they would sit and look at. This might appear to be an unusual suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who felt it was out of this world. Remarkably, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

Dodgy Geek desired a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a fairly curious idea, to most, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball would be the chosen thing.

Dodgy Geek always carried a cucumber that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might be an astonishing thing to do, to most, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a cucumber was the thing that was chosen.

Dodgy Geek always had with them a piece of paper that they would occasionally smash. This seems a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper being the thing selected.

Dodgy Geek desperately searched for a melon that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a melon would be the chosen thing.

Dodgy Geek needed a cucumber that they liked to break. This seems a fairly curious proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the item chosen.