The Dodgy Giraffe

The Dodgy Giraffe desperately needed a tomato that they would often smash. This seems to be a different thought, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a tomato being the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Giraffe wanted a CD player that they would put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

The Dodgy Giraffe desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they sometimes worship. It is considered to be an original thought, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Giraffe desperately wanted a pen that they liked to demolish. One might say this is a fairly funny idea, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it would be wonderous. A pen is the thing to choose.

The Dodgy Giraffe searched for a bag of poop that they liked to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly unusual idea, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop having that done to it

The Dodgy Giraffe desperately wanted a custard pie to put down their trousers. It would be a bizarre undertaking, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie is the thing to choose.