Her Cheerful Giraffe

Her Cheerful Giraffe desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would often hug. It is a fairly bizarre proposal, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who considered it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

Her Cheerful Giraffe needed a spade that they sometimes share. It should be a surprising suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Cheerful Giraffe wanted a radiator that they would occasionally share. It was a bizarre idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who considered it would be spectacular. A radiator would be the thing that was selected.

Her Cheerful Giraffe wanted a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would be a funny undertaking, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.

Her Cheerful Giraffe had a CD player that they liked to break. It would be a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a CD player was the thing that was selected.

Her Cheerful Giraffe always carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes break. It should be an original suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop being the item selected.