Her Grumpy Giraffe

Her Grumpy Giraffe wanted a melon that they would often sleep with. It should be a fairly astonishing idea, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a melon was the item that was chosen.

Her Grumpy Giraffe often carried a vibrator that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly strange approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the item to choose.

Her Grumpy Giraffe looked for a spade that they liked to sleep with. This seems to be a weird operation, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the item to opt for.

Her Grumpy Giraffe wanted a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put on his head. One might say this is a funny operation, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who expected it was fun. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

Her Grumpy Giraffe always carried a Harry Potter wand to annihilate This could be considered a fairly weird thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

Her Grumpy Giraffe craved for a teapot that they would put on his head. It was an unusual approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a teapot being the chosen thing.