Her Anxious Giraffe

Her Anxious Giraffe found a block of cheese that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese of all things.

Her Anxious Giraffe always kept a stapler to demolish. It was considered to be a strange suggestion, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a stapler being the chosen thing.

Her Anxious Giraffe found a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would be a fairly surprising operation, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was selected.

Her Anxious Giraffe desperately desired a cheese grater that they liked to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a peculiar thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a cheese grater of all things.

Her Anxious Giraffe wanted a custard pie that they would often try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a weird idea, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Anxious Giraffe desperately craved for a pint of beer that they would occasionally eat. It would have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the chosen item.