Retarded Giraffe

Retarded Giraffe desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes share. It might be a fairly exciting thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.

Retarded Giraffe craved for a lava lamp to play with. This is certainly a peculiar thought, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it was wonderous. A lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

Retarded Giraffe wanted a dildo that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly surprising thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the thing that was chosen.

Retarded Giraffe craved for a teapot that they would often try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a weird and wonderful operation, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the thing that was selected.

Retarded Giraffe always had with them a stapler that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a stapler being the thing opted for.

Retarded Giraffe desperately desired a bottle of beer that they liked to hug. It should have been a different action, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.