His Adventurous Giraffe

His Adventurous Giraffe carried a piece of paper that they sometimes share. One might find this to be a weird undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a piece of paper being the item opted for.

His Adventurous Giraffe needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a new exercise, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

His Adventurous Giraffe always carried a rubber chicken that they would sometimes break. It was considered to be a funny operation, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.

His Adventurous Giraffe carried a custard pie that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly curious suggestion, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie of all things.

His Adventurous Giraffe desired a helmet that they would sleep with. It might have been a different activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet of all things.

His Adventurous Giraffe wanted a condom to cuddle. This seems a fairly funny undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom would be the item that was chosen.