A Lonely Giraffe

A Lonely Giraffe craved for a dildo that they liked to smash. It would be a bizarre activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a dildo being the thing opted for.

A Lonely Giraffe carried a bottle of wine to demolish. This is certainly a different proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the item that was selected.

A Lonely Giraffe found a cup that they would often put in the bath with him. It would be a strange suggestion, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a cup was the thing that was selected.

A Lonely Giraffe had a spade that they sometimes play with. This is certainly a weird undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a spade being the thing selected.

A Lonely Giraffe looked for a block of cheese that they would worship. This is certainly a new approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.

A Lonely Giraffe had a pen that they sometimes experiment on. It should have been a strange activity, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen being the chosen thing.