A Weary Giraffe

A Weary Giraffe needed a bag of poop that they liked to eat. One might say this is a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided it was awesome. A bag of poop being the item selected.

A Weary Giraffe found a hat that they sometimes put on his head. It is a different thought, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a hat being the chosen item.

A Weary Giraffe looked for a bottle of wine that they would try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a curious activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who thought it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.

A Weary Giraffe desperately searched for a spade that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly different suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who expected it would be fun. Bizarrely, a spade being the item selected.

A Weary Giraffe searched for a can of Tango that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly new proposal, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who expected it was wonderous. A can of Tango being the thing selected.

A Weary Giraffe always carried a melon that they would often put in the bath with him. It was a fairly astonishing proposal, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. A melon was the thing that was chosen.