The Retarded Gremlin

The Retarded Gremlin found a bag of poop that they sometimes embrace. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided it would be wonderous. Strangely, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.

The Retarded Gremlin desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.

The Retarded Gremlin carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a bizarre suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Gremlin desired a crown that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly funny suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who thought it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a crown of all things.

The Retarded Gremlin had a mug that they sometimes annihilate It should be a surprising idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a mug being the chosen item.

The Retarded Gremlin desperately searched for a set of lego that they would often share. It should have been a fairly unusual approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a set of lego being the thing opted for.