His Eccentric Gremlin

His Eccentric Gremlin always kept a stretchman that they would occasionally hug. It was considered to be a weird exercise, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that this idea was wonderful. A stretchman would be the item that was opted for.

His Eccentric Gremlin carried a ball that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who feels it was awesome. Who would have thought, a ball is the item to choose.

His Eccentric Gremlin looked for a stapler that they would share. It is a fairly surprising operation, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who thought it was epic. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

His Eccentric Gremlin desperately searched for a block of cheese to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a weird exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

His Eccentric Gremlin wanted a set square that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a set square would be the chosen thing.

His Eccentric Gremlin needed a bottle of wine that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is a strange action, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.