The Round Gremlin

The Round Gremlin owned a CD player that they would sometimes play with. This might appear to be an original suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player is the thing that was chosen.

The Round Gremlin desperately searched for a can of coke that they would often sleep with. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke is the item to select.

The Round Gremlin always carried a bottle of wine that they liked to share. This seems a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

The Round Gremlin always had with them a dildo that they would occasionally cuddle. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the item to opt for.

The Round Gremlin wanted a pint of cider to rub on his belly. This could be considered a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that this idea was simply life. A pint of cider is the item to choose.

The Round Gremlin had a set of lego that they would cuddle. One might consider this to be a peculiar suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a set of lego is the thing to select.