The Exceptional Gremlin

The Exceptional Gremlin always had with them a cucumber that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

The Exceptional Gremlin needed a Harry Potter wand to put in the bath with him. It would have been an astonishing undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was chosen.

The Exceptional Gremlin often carried a spade that they liked to rub on his belly. One might say this is an exciting thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a spade was the item that was opted for.

The Exceptional Gremlin looked for a can of Dr Pepper to insert somewhere. It is a curious thought, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.

The Exceptional Gremlin desperately desired a sword that they would sit and look at. It should have been a curious exercise, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a sword is the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional Gremlin craved for a rubber johnny that they sometimes break. It might have been a fairly astonishing idea, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.