The Determined Gremlin

The Determined Gremlin desperately wanted a bottle of coke to break. One might find this to be a fairly odd exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.

The Determined Gremlin found a custard pie that they would occasionally break. This seems to be a fairly curious thought, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

The Determined Gremlin desperately desired a can of Tango that they would often insert somewhere. This seems to be a different idea, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

The Determined Gremlin looked for a cucumber that they sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a new undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it would be fun. Honestly, a cucumber is the item to opt for.

The Determined Gremlin desperately wanted a bag of flour that they sometimes embrace. This seems to be an exciting exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour was the item that was selected.

The Determined Gremlin searched for a big sponge that they liked to cuddle. This is certainly a fairly unusual idea, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a big sponge being the chosen thing.