The Bewildered Hedgehog

The Bewildered Hedgehog wanted a block of cheese that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese being the item selected.

The Bewildered Hedgehog desperately desired a bat that they would sometimes eat. It should have been an original approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a bat is the item to select.

The Bewildered Hedgehog found a lava lamp that they would often break. One might find this to be a peculiar thought, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the item to choose.

The Bewildered Hedgehog needed a bottle of coke that they would sometimes smash. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke being the chosen item.

The Bewildered Hedgehog desired a melon that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would be an exciting thought, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a melon was the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Hedgehog needed a helmet that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is a fairly original operation, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a helmet being the thing opted for.