The Stupid Jerk

The Stupid Jerk desired a pencil sharpener that they sometimes break. It might be an extraordinary undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.

The Stupid Jerk found a computer that they liked to insert somewhere. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a computer would be the item chosen.

The Stupid Jerk wanted a sword that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to most, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is epic. Strangely, a sword would be the chosen thing.

The Stupid Jerk desperately looked for a teapot that they liked to put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly funny approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was amazing. Remarkably, a teapot would be the thing that was selected.

The Stupid Jerk always kept a toilet brush that they would often break. This might appear to be an unusual idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.

The Stupid Jerk desperately desired a computer that they would sometimes worship. This seems a somewhat surprising idea, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a computer was the item that was opted for.