Her Retarded Jerk

Her Retarded Jerk searched for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes demolish. This seems a different suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a magic 8 ball having that done to it

Her Retarded Jerk owned a set square that they would cuddle. One might find this to be an original operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a set square is the thing to choose.

Her Retarded Jerk desired a cheese grater that they would try to balance on their head. It would have been a weird idea, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

Her Retarded Jerk had a stapler that they would experiment on. It is a bizarre proposal, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the chosen item.

Her Retarded Jerk desperately desired a big sponge that they would occasionally break. It was considered to be a fairly exciting activity, to me, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge would be the item chosen.

Her Retarded Jerk searched for a pen that they liked to play with. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a pen is the item that was chosen.