His Lonely Jerk

His Lonely Jerk craved for a melon that they would cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly new action, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the item that was selected.

His Lonely Jerk found a condom that they would sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom is the thing to choose.

His Lonely Jerk craved for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally worship. It is considered to be a peculiar exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

His Lonely Jerk desired a bottle of beer that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a strange activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.

His Lonely Jerk always had with them a piece of paper that they liked to embrace. It was considered to be a fairly curious proposal, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper was the chosen item.

His Lonely Jerk desired a toilet brush that they would occasionally put on his head. One might find this to be a funny approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.