Green Jerk

Green Jerk desperately looked for a computer that they would sometimes play with. It would have been a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a computer is the thing to choose.

Green Jerk owned a can of Dr Pepper that they would often put down their trousers. This seems to be a different approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing that was chosen.

Green Jerk craved for a stapler that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly original action, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be epic. Honestly, a stapler having that done to it

Green Jerk craved for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. A magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.

Green Jerk wanted a set of lego that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly strange thought, to many, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a set of lego is the thing that was chosen.

Green Jerk found a sponge that they would sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge was the chosen item.