Their Careful Jerk

Their Careful Jerk wanted a tomato that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a weird thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato is the thing to select.

Their Careful Jerk craved for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes break. This might appear to be a weird operation, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a bottle of beer having that done to it

Their Careful Jerk wanted a cup that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might say this is a peculiar suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a cup being the thing opted for.

Their Careful Jerk desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would break. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.

Their Careful Jerk carried a lava lamp that they would often experiment on. This could be considered an odd operation, to most, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the item that was chosen.

Their Careful Jerk desperately desired a mug to cuddle. This could be considered a fairly unusual suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. A mug is the thing to opt for.