Tired Jerk

Tired Jerk desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would often smash. It is a fairly original approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

Tired Jerk desired a lava lamp to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a peculiar proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

Tired Jerk found a vibrator that they liked to smash. It would be a curious suggestion, to most, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

Tired Jerk always had with them a pen that they would often eat. It might be a fairly surprising exercise, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be amazing. Strangely, a pen is the item to choose.

Tired Jerk craved for a spade that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems to be an exciting approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a spade is the item to choose.

Tired Jerk often carried a magic 8 ball that they would often cuddle. It should be a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a magic 8 ball was the chosen item.