The Exceptional Jerk

The Exceptional Jerk always kept a melon that they would occasionally annihilate One might say this is an exciting action, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a melon is the thing to choose.

The Exceptional Jerk carried a pint of beer to share. It might have been an extraordinary action, to many, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

The Exceptional Jerk often carried a crown that they would sometimes drop. This is certainly a new approach to life, to me, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a crown is the thing to opt for.

The Exceptional Jerk needed a bottle of coke that they liked to annihilate This seems a fairly strange idea, to some, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a bottle of coke being the thing opted for.

The Exceptional Jerk desired a radiator that they liked to put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly curious operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a radiator is the item to opt for.

The Exceptional Jerk always kept a teapot that they would sometimes share. It should be an extraordinary action, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot would be the chosen thing.