His Lucky Jerk

His Lucky Jerk desperately wanted a custard pie to throw. It was an unusual thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

His Lucky Jerk wanted a little monkey that they liked to sit and look at. It is a weird and wonderful operation, to many, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was epic. Strangely, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

His Lucky Jerk always kept a spade to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a funny thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the item that was selected.

His Lucky Jerk desperately looked for a dildo that they would try to balance on their head. It should be a curious action, to many, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo being the item selected.

His Lucky Jerk looked for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly weird thought, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.

His Lucky Jerk always carried a mug that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly funny proposal, to most, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a mug being the thing opted for.