Stupid Jerk

Stupid Jerk desperately desired a can of coke that they sometimes sleep with. This is certainly an exciting action, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke is the item to choose.

Stupid Jerk desperately wanted a pencil sharpener to put on his head. It should be a fairly curious idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was sublime. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.

Stupid Jerk looked for a mug that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly funny proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.

Stupid Jerk craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly new thought, to most, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be epic. A Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

Stupid Jerk owned a radiator that they liked to demolish. This seems to be a strange exercise, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a radiator was the chosen item.

Stupid Jerk looked for a set square that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might be an odd idea, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the item that was chosen.