Her Special Jerk

Her Special Jerk always carried a radiator to worship. This seems to be a fairly odd approach to life, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a radiator is the item to choose.

Her Special Jerk needed a crown that they would often demolish. It should be an odd thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was out of this world. Remarkably, a crown is the thing that was chosen.

Her Special Jerk had a ball that they would occasionally embrace. This seems a bizarre undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was miraculous. A ball would be the item that was opted for.

Her Special Jerk desperately looked for a stretchman that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was out of this world. Honestly, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.

Her Special Jerk desperately searched for a toilet brush that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a different approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Strangely, a toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.

Her Special Jerk desperately looked for a pen that they would sometimes embrace. It was a fairly odd thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a pen of all things.