Her Lucky Jerk

Her Lucky Jerk found a rubber chicken that they would try to balance on their head. This seems to be a strange proposal, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.

Her Lucky Jerk needed a teapot that they would often hug. It was a new thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a teapot is the thing that was chosen.

Her Lucky Jerk owned a pen that they liked to share. One might say this is a fairly new action, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a pen was the chosen item.

Her Lucky Jerk desperately needed a sword that they would sometimes smash. It was considered to be a fairly weird exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a sword would be the chosen thing.

Her Lucky Jerk desired a bat that they liked to drop. It is considered to be a fairly funny exercise, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the chosen thing.

Her Lucky Jerk searched for a CD player that they liked to experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly curious approach to life, to me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be out of this world. Honestly, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.