Her Funny Jerk

Her Funny Jerk needed a little monkey that they would often insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly strange proposal, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a little monkey being the chosen item.

Her Funny Jerk always had with them a teapot that they would sometimes worship. It would be a weird idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a teapot is the item that was chosen.

Her Funny Jerk often carried a vibrator that they would put up their bum. This might appear to be a peculiar suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a vibrator is the item to opt for.

Her Funny Jerk desired a bag of poop that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. A bag of poop is the item to opt for.

Her Funny Jerk desired a little monkey that they sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a fairly weird activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was epic. Bizarrely, a little monkey is the item to select.

Her Funny Jerk owned a pint of beer that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered an unusual thought, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a pint of beer is the thing to select.