My Curious Jerk

My Curious Jerk always kept a cheese grater that they would sometimes cuddle. It should be a fairly bizarre idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the thing to select.

My Curious Jerk always had with them a porno magazine to hug. It would have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was simply life. Who would have thought, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.

My Curious Jerk always carried a cup that they would play with. This seems to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a cup would be the item that was chosen.

My Curious Jerk looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally annihilate This could be considered a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.

My Curious Jerk always carried a ball that they would often sleep with. This seems an exciting approach to life, to some, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. A ball is the item to select.

My Curious Jerk always had with them a block of cheese that they liked to cuddle. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was simply life. A block of cheese was the chosen thing.