Orange Jerk

Orange Jerk desperately craved for a hat that they sometimes drop. It should have been a fairly peculiar action, to most, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a hat was the item that was selected.

Orange Jerk wanted a can of Tango to throw. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was sublime. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

Orange Jerk craved for a dildo that they would often drop. This is certainly an unusual proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a dildo is the item to opt for.

Orange Jerk craved for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally hug. It should have been a fairly bizarre thought, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

Orange Jerk always had with them a set square that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was a fairly bizarre exercise, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

Orange Jerk had a crown to demolish. One might find this to be a fairly odd approach to life, to most, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a crown being the item opted for.