Their Crazy King

Their Crazy King always had with them a little monkey that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a weird idea, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a little monkey would be the item that was opted for.

Their Crazy King desperately searched for a stapler that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly funny approach to life, to some, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a stapler is the item to opt for.

Their Crazy King always carried a mug to drop. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful idea, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a mug being the thing opted for.

Their Crazy King found a pen that they would sometimes throw. It would be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my mum, but not to the King, who expected it would be amazing. A pen would be the item that was selected.

Their Crazy King desperately needed a cheese grater that they would smash. It would have been a fairly original thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Crazy King wanted a spade to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful operation, to my dad, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a spade being the chosen thing.