The Crazy King

The Crazy King craved for a stapler that they liked to put down their trousers. It was a weird idea, to me, but not to the King, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a stapler having that done to it

The Crazy King needed a custard pie that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems an original thought, to many, but not to the King, who feels that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.

The Crazy King had a bat to try to nail to the wall. It should be a strange activity, to me, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bat is the item to choose.

The Crazy King owned a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems to be a fairly different thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.

The Crazy King carried a piece of paper that they would sometimes hug. It should have been a peculiar operation, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who thought it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.

The Crazy King desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a peculiar thing to do, to my dad, but not to the King, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken being the chosen item.