Fucking King

Fucking King looked for a condom to experiment on. It would be a bizarre action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who thought it would be breathtaking. A condom of all things.

Fucking King always had with them a stretchman that they would occasionally sleep with. This could be considered a fairly exciting thought, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who thinks it would be sublime. A stretchman would be the item chosen.

Fucking King found a block of cheese that they would often cuddle. One might say this is a somewhat surprising exercise, to you and me, but not to the King, who thinks it was exciting. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.

Fucking King found a cup that they would occasionally demolish. It was a fairly different activity, to many, but not to the King, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup was the chosen item.

Fucking King had a stapler that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly exciting exercise, to you, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

Fucking King desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would often cuddle. It was an exciting proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who feels it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater being the thing selected.