The Exceptional King

The Exceptional King needed a stretchman to play with. One might say this is an unusual activity, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who considered that this idea is wonderous. A stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional King needed a sword that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems to be a new operation, to most, but not to the King, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a sword is the item to select.

The Exceptional King always kept a sack of potatoes that they sometimes smash. This might appear to be an unusual activity, to my grandma, but not to the King, who felt that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional King always kept a radiator that they would occasionally throw. This seems to be an unusual activity, to me, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a radiator is the item to choose.

The Exceptional King often carried a toilet brush that they liked to break. This is certainly a fairly original suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush was the item that was selected.

The Exceptional King desperately searched for a sponge that they would often annihilate This might appear to be a fairly exciting thought, to most, but not to the King, who feels it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.