My Different King

My Different King desperately looked for a radiator that they would try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a radiator being the thing opted for.

My Different King often carried a bottle of coke that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an exciting thought, to my mum, but not to the King, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the item opted for.

My Different King wanted a rubber chicken that they sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a fairly weird thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

My Different King desperately desired a vibrator that they would occasionally smash. It was a fairly exciting proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who had decided it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

My Different King desperately desired a helmet that they would often throw. One might find this to be an exciting thought, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was fun. Honestly, a helmet of all things.

My Different King needed a lava lamp that they would put on his head. One might say this is a fairly peculiar proposal, to you, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. A lava lamp was the chosen thing.