The Crypting King

The Crypting King always kept a mug that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who felt that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug having that done to it

The Crypting King needed a bag of flour that they would often drop. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my mum, but not to the King, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a bag of flour being the item selected.

The Crypting King owned a stretchman that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly unusual idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who thinks it was spectacular. Remarkably, a stretchman is the thing to select.

The Crypting King desperately craved for a cucumber that they would occasionally eat. One might say this is a bizarre suggestion, to many, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a cucumber was the item that was selected.

The Crypting King needed a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a fairly strange thought, to you, but not to the King, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

The Crypting King desperately needed a can of coke that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly weird thing to do, to my children, but not to the King, who felt that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a can of coke was the item that was selected.