The Retarded King

The Retarded King owned a sword to annihilate It should be a funny idea, to me and my children, but not to the King, who assumed it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a sword being the chosen thing.

The Retarded King craved for a set square that they would smash. One might find this to be a fairly odd approach to life, to you and me, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a set square was the item that was chosen.

The Retarded King needed a toilet brush that they would annihilate This seems an odd proposal, to me and my children, but not to the King, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

The Retarded King often carried a CD player that they would eat. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my mum, but not to the King, who expected it was simply life. A CD player being the chosen item.

The Retarded King always carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally break. This seems to be a curious undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who had decided it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the chosen item.

The Retarded King desperately desired a radiator that they would often sleep with. It should have been a weird idea, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.