My Colourful King

My Colourful King always kept a bottle of wine that they would sometimes demolish. This seems to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who expected it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

My Colourful King found a bottle of wine that they would drop. This seems to be a bizarre thing to do, to most, but not to the King, who assumed it was spectacular. A bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.

My Colourful King desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who thinks it was stunning. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.

My Colourful King desperately wanted a stapler that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly unusual idea, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a stapler was the chosen item.

My Colourful King always had with them a teapot that they would often annihilate It is a surprising undertaking, to you and me, but not to the King, who thought it was miraculous. Honestly, a teapot would be the thing that was chosen.

My Colourful King searched for a crown that they sometimes play with. This seems to be a fairly strange exercise, to some, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a crown was the thing that was opted for.