Bum Loving King

Bum Loving King carried a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly different activity, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who thinks it was miraculous. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.

Bum Loving King desperately searched for a ball that they sometimes smash. It was an unusual thing to do, to some, but not to the King, who thinks it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the thing that was chosen.

Bum Loving King desperately needed a spade that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a different thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a spade is the item that was chosen.

Bum Loving King desperately looked for a wig that they sometimes embrace. It might be a surprising activity, to my children, but not to the King, who thinks it would be miraculous. Honestly, a wig is the thing to choose.

Bum Loving King often carried a Harry Potter wand that they liked to put down their trousers. It is considered to be an extraordinary operation, to my children, but not to the King, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.

Bum Loving King desired a cheese grater that they would often cuddle. It is considered to be an extraordinary idea, to my grandma, but not to the King, who thinks that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.